Today has been maybe the best day ever so far this month. For sure the best of the week.
At the mall, I saw the fro-yo guy PLUS a boy who I swear looked exactly like Justin Bieber, only way taller plus blond.
Then I found the super-cutest socks with the super-cutest little pompoms sticking off them. They will be tot-dorable with my pink skirt and the super-cute bunny sweater. I got a pair for Heather too.
Fraleigh always complains about her sister, but I love Heather and not just cuz she drives me to and from the mall even though she won’t go in. She is super fun and funny and has the best ideas about how to wear your hair.
She says she “hates shopping”! But I know it’s because she doesn’t like to try things on because she thinks everything makes her look F-A-T.
She is so not fat, not that she listens to me. She just rolls her eyes and says I wouldn’t understand because I am a little peanut who never worries about what she eats.
That is so not true.
I worry about what I eat. I won’t eat baby animals, and I won’t eat things that smell weird. Food shouldn’t smell weird, right?
The problem, if you ask me, not that anyone ever does except you, Diary, is that Heather needs to pay more attention to important stuff like how funny she is, how she gets good grades without having to study hard like I need to, and how Brandon could ask out anybody but today at the mall he asked me if she is going to be home tonight because he wants to ask her out.
You know what this means, right?????
Brandon Phillips knows who I am.
Oh, and also, that Heather is awesome, so I am right about that and Heather is wrong, so she is totally going to pay for our new socks.
This has been another edition of the Cyrano Series (Archive 1 & Archive 2), where intrepid and mysterious LK member Cyrano de Bergerac shares her unique perspective on life and LifeKraze. Be sure to visit her profile to say thanks!